Tuesday 5 April 2011

Subset 2: The Tinsel Town Diaries:


Day 4, Sunday, December 19th:

Cora Lee was up at 7:30am to shower before nudging me awake at just after 8:00am. I teetered into the bathroom and stood under the hottest water I could stand, soaking my fuzzy head! Feeling more human, I dressed and joined the waiting throng in the living room, reading the morning papers. Fuelled with a hefty jolt of Vinnie’s wonderful java, I carried what was left of the case of Zichichi, (Only 8 bottles left after I presented Cactus with a Zin. When Keatings had delivered case, a year or so ago, I had told David to take a bottle for his birthday. He had not done so, believing his storage responsibilities to be sacrosanct, unlike many other of my temporary wine cellar keepers in the Pacific Northwest. Most recently, on the evening we arrived, Marilyn confessed, blurting out, unable to contain her guilt and shame, that she had purloined a Pinot Grigio from our stash. She had, however, kept the empty so that she would be able to replace it, coming as it did form an Oregon winery. Pathetically apologetic, she protested that her intentions were honourable but she just hadn’t gotten around to finding time to visit winery in question. Delighted to have some leverage over her, I absolved her of her shocking, nay heinous, crime, as she kissed my feet in abject gratitude. In fact, I was simply delighted that she had enjoyed the wine. It was but a mere trifle weighed against the magnanimous hospitality that she and Michaelo have lavished upon us and a wide circle of our friends, over the years we have stayed and stored.), down to TG and started the process of repacking.

It was still raining steadily so I tried to rearrange baggage as quickly as possible. Few minutes later, Sherpa Davey arrived with more bags and I stowed them on the passenger seat as I still had to make room for the cooler and CL’s overnight case. Back up the hill and down again, laden with last bits and pieces. TG ready to go, I returned to house to collect my thermos, now filled with wonderful java, and munch a banana. We embraced our dear, dear friends, sorry to leave but happy to know they plan to visit, probably this July. Waving goodbye at the door, it was raining far too heavily for them to venture outside, unnecessarily, we trekked down the steep driveway, careful not to loose our footing on the gravel which had been washed over much of the surface, to the waiting chariot. Upon opening her door, Cora Lee let out a squeal of dismay: “My seat is wet!” I knew that this hysterical utterance would be the first thing that she would rail on about as soon as I noticed the moisture, which had obviously dripped from a number of the rain wet cases I had had to shift from back to front in the earlier rearrangement process. Dismissing her selfish complaint, (She had not volunteered to help carry anything down but sat sipping raspberry tea while I braved the stormy elements!), with a glare, I was about to clamber into driver’s seat when I realized I had forgotten to take my thermos from the kitchen, after all. Back up the slope to open the door to find all three, (Cactus, Donna Florida and Marcus Aurelius, a delightful stray tabby that has recently attached himself to the household, [At dinner, the previous evening, he hopped up onto Cora Lee’s lap, where he napped, one paw over his eyes, and purred contentedly for sometime. This, of course, would have made Maggie insanely jealous, had she known of such blatant violation of her territory!]), in a semi-circle, just beyond the threshold, Cactus with proffered thermos in hand, (They knew I’d be back!), chortling! I shrugged my shoulders, laughed sheepishly and nodded goodbye.

Back in TG, I belted up and we were away by 9:30am. Connections to get to I5 from their place are remarkably easy and straightforward. Having used the same route many times, over the years, also helps, of course. Right onto Tunnel Road until spot where one can make a U-turn to go back up TR to join State Route 13 at crest of hill. SR 13 turns into SR 24 which in turn becomes I 580 as one heads south towards San Leandro and Haywood. There one heads east towards Livermore. In spite of the fact that we knew where we were going, (not always a given, Dear Reader, in the mare’s nest of freeways which strangle the Bay Area),
the drive to LA on Sunday morn was one of most terrifying of my life and this without the slighted bit of exaggeration or hyperbole. Once we reached I 580 it was pelting so heavily that I had wipers on at full blast much of time, particularly as we passed exit to Livermore, almost swimming through car wash-like torrents of spray as I threaded my way around semis hurtling through the murk. As if that wasn't unnerving enough, at times I-580 freeway had pooled water across four lanes and even at reduced speeds the horror of aquaplaning was always lurking, like a maniacally grinning, red-eyed devil, in the back of my mind! Fortunately, for everyone's peace of mind, (Memories of being embraced, when we arrived, much, much later than expected, in Portland, by our frantic hosts, whose litany, "We're so glad you're not dead!", kept running through our heads in an endless, maddening loop), both traffic and rain abated, slightly, (I could actually turn down wipers a notch), once we neared turnoff to connector which would take us to I 5.

Having reached the I 5, driving ordeal, however, was still far, far from over, as traffic remained extremely heavy, semi after semi clogging right lane. Constant rain made passing slow and difficult so left lane backed up as well. Added to this unnerving brew, high winds buffeted us, the extreme gusts sending tumbleweed hurtling across the highway as we struggled along, battered and buffered. At one point, we just missed a plant the size of quite a large, four foot shrub, as it came out of nowhere, scudding, in seeming slow motion, right in front of us. I don’t imagine it would have resulted in anything catastrophic, (at least I would like to believe it wouldn’t have), but really didn’t want to have to deal with such a high speed entanglement, at any time, let alone under the current circumstances. This state of almost bumper to bumper continued, pretty much all the way to exit for Bakersfield, roughly 100 miles north of LA.  At this point I could actually engage cruise control and pry my white, cramped knuckles from the steering wheel! For about forty minutes only needed to swipe windshield intermittently but downpours started just as we approached The Grapvine, the hill country about 70 miles from city. However, by this time traffic was so heavy that sheer volume reduced traveling speed so driving was relatively pleasant and not the adrenalin pumping, silent scream, nerve wracking gauntlet we had endured for past four or five hours. Much to our collective relief, we inched our way towards our final destination without mishap.

At about 3:30pm we approached the Truck Route off I 5 but I made a wrong turn which landed us back on I 5. Taking the first exit off that freeway, it was difficult to get back on course and we were soon on Lassen heading to Zelzah. Once across the street from L’Apartmento de Los Horridos, Cora Lee called Ayn to learn she was close to home, having just picked up Xavierino at LAX who had flown to town from Colorado Springs. As it turned out, Alejandro, The Dark Prince, came home from work before the other Tinsel Towners and he opened the gate to allow us to park in Ayn’s garage to unload. We had just started unpacking when Micro-Managing Mama and Pierre arrived and we all embraced before they went upstairs to have a tearful reunion with Super Nana! With the help of The Lost Burritos, it didn’t take too, too long to unpack. After everything that needed to go upstairs was upstairs, I spent a bit of time rearranging the items we wouldn’t need until Mexico so that they would be ready to load before our departure. Finally, put back seats in place, along with their headrests, as we would need carrying capacity over days we would be in city, for shopping, movies and airport runs.

Back upstairs, I moved our luggage, (simply dumped, haphazardly, by grumpy, refractory mules), so that we had room to move around. Although we were quite comfortably ensconced in Alejandro’s bedroom, (he was destined for living room floor for the duration of our stay), he still required access to his clothes and such, so we needed to use what space we had as economically as possible. Furthermore, MMM had decreed that all of Chloë’s bags were to be stashed in our room, once she arrived and while she remained in town, since she already had to contend with Pierre’s baggage!

Bedroom management accomplished, I set up my shoulder exercise system and proceeded with my workout, using the door to Ayn’s bedroom, while Los Horridos played Pierre’s NBA Basketball video game on the huge wide screen, 55”, Melvin had given Alex for his 20th birthday. Half-way through my exercises, Pierre’s close friend, Jonathon, came to visit, and he joined lads, watching their heated game. He is a marvelous young man and it was terrific to see him again, not having done so for a number of years. Workout finished, I went downstairs to select a number of bottles of wine for dinner and then had a quick shower. Cora Lee and Ayn had left to do some shopping at Trader Joe’s as well as to pick up Christmas tree just after Jonathon knocked on the door. They arrived while I was still in bathroom and Alex and Pierre collected tree from roof of car and had it set up in stand by time I was finished showering. The Goils were busy in the kitchen when I returned to living room, squeaky clean and smelling oh so good! While we snacked on houmus and crackers, I opened a 2007 Coffaro Zin, 15.6%, a real bruiser but silky smooth, dark cherry and spice, and configured my laptop to their Ethernet as WiFi is not yet available at #111-9700 Zelzah! Ayn brought out the tree lights and other Christmas ornaments and charged Nana with deciding how tree was to be decorated while the remaining supper ingredients were readied.

Jonathon joined us for a delicious dinner of spicy chicken and/or fried hamburger mince tacos, garnished with cilantro, grated cheese, sour cream and mango chutney. To pair with spicy offerings, I opened another 2007 Coffaro Petite Sirah since we’d enjoyed one at Oliver’s so much and after the wonderful food, we sat around the table and chatted to the lads about their university classes and experiences. Jonathon attends a small college in Thousand Oaks and coaches the junior basketball team at his, and the boys’, former high school. It was fascinating to hear about everyone’s classes and learn more about Pierre’s time in Pueblo, not only as far as school was concerned but also about the basketball team and coaching staff. After they had endured as much grilling as they could take for moment, Pierre and Jonathon went to visit mutual friends.

After we said goodbye, Alejandro and Nana finished trimming the tree. Poifect to have a 6’ 7” grandson to hold tree lights while one is draping them through and around boughs. Coitenly no need for a step-stool! Once tree was finished, Nana arranged Nativity scene, very attractive, traditional wooden figures and animals surrounding the crèche figures. Baby Jesus couldn’t have been happier, especially when Nana spilled a drop of her Zin on the hay in his manger. Once Holy Family and adoring shepherds were in place, we watched The Town on Movies on Demand. Ayn was too, too busy putting place back in order after the recent home invasion of thoughtless, inconsiderate relatives so she flitted in and out of living room, complaining about unbelievable disarray or doing dishes so loudly that we had to turn up volume each time she slammed a cupboard or rinsed a dish!

Starring Ben Affleck, also the director, The Town, short for Charlestown, is the gripping tale of four men, thieves, rivals and lifelong friends, being hunted through the streets of Boston by a tenacious FBI agent, (think of Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive), looking to bring this ruthless crew down. As he plans his next job, Doug MacRay, the de facto leader, tries to understand and reconcile his feelings for a bank manager, (superbly played by Rebecca Hall), connected to one of his earlier heists, as well as to his almost genetic loyalty to his fellow bank robbers and the Irish Mafia boss who controls their lives. I have never been particularly fond of Affleck, or at least of the roles and the movies he has done but I must say, I think this is a truly remarkable film. The script is intelligent, economical and biting, capturing the dark underbelly of the Charlestown community and the lives of desperation forced upon those of the inhabitants caught in the web of criminality and drug abuse. All of the cast are superb, whether as leads or in supporting roles. Affleck does a masterful job as director and is to be applauded for dealing with such a charged subject as deftly, as sensitively, as courageously as he does. All his characters live and breathe, their motivations are real and their actions are understandable, almost inevitable, given their makeup and the forces which have molded them and continue to strangle their freedom, whether that be economic or emotional or familial. This is, perhaps, more a riveting psychological thriller, a coming of age story, tightly wrapped in a series of heists gone wrong where the bad guys are very, very bad and the good guys not much better, using those trapped and drowning for their own questionable ends. A very powerful story, wonderfully realized. Bravo Ben and thank you!!!

Poor Cora Lee fell asleep before movie was over but Ayn assured her that she could watch ending on the morrow as terms of rental make it available for 48 hours, I believe. She stumbled into bathroom to brush and floss while I chatted with Alexander and Ayn. Once we had discussed everybody’s plans for following day, said goodnight and attended to my own dental hygiene. Coriandre was reading in bed when I came into bedroom. Having slept for almost an hour she was now wide awake and insisted on reading, the light shining in my eyes, no matter how I attempted to configure pillows! Tossing and turning, gnashing my teeth in frustration, I finally managed to drop off, vowing to shine a 1,000,000 lumen spotlight into her eyes at the first opportunity!
You only have power over people as long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power -- he's free again. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn, novelist, Nobel laureate (1918-2008)

Day 5, Monday, December 20th:

Lazy, lazy sleep-in until almost 9:30am. Cora Lee had been up since 7:00am, reading in kitchen so that she would not wake Alejandro in living room. Pierino had stayed overnight at Jonathon’s. Nice to know that Ueber Nana was concerned about light in her grandson’s eyes but not in mine! At any rate, I made myself a cup of instant, using the Starbucks Via Ready Brew, one of the Mocha sachets I’d brought along from Vancouver, knowing, from bitter, past experience, that real java would not be available at #111, since Ayn didn’t drink coffee. Pleased to find that the result was quite acceptable, I beavered away at The Tequila Diaries, (TD), until just after noon, Cora Lee happily watching her beloved The Young and The Restless as well as breaking news about all the rain induced flooding, mud slides, tree topplings and road washouts. After a bite to eat, I went through my first set of shoulder exercises and then showered and changed. We had planned to go to the Post Office, (I needed post card stamps), en route to Costco, where we wanted to buy staples and some of the Christmas fare. We remarked to each other, en route to Costco, what a coincidence it was that most of the household staples, toilette paper, dishwasher and laundry detergent, paper towels, liquid soap and serviettes, always seemed to run out just before we arrived in town!

Following Alex’s directions, we found Post Office and I ran inside for stamps. Returned almost immediately as line-up was horrendous, everyone intent on mailing Christmas packages. On to Costco where we parked in first available spot, (place was very, very busy), and hoofed it through the small lake of a parking lot to shelter of the store. (It had been raining, non-stop, ever since we arrived from Berkeley!) Didn’t take us long to buy what was on the list and we were back home shortly after 3:00pm. Put away everything that needed to go in fridge and stashed staples in appropriate cupboards around apartment. This done, I went back to CD and Cora Lee to reading and watching TV. Just before 5:00pm lads returned and immediately started an NBA rematch while I did my second set of shoulder exercises. After I was done, I readied potatoes we were having for dinner and to shower and change. Back in kitchen, I made a lettuce, tomatoe, red onion salad, topped with feta before I opened a 2006 Coffaro Tannat, 13.8%, dark cherry and raspberry with a nice tannic bite, which I really like, on the finish. Coriandre had already put porkchops, (using David’s recipe), into the oven and as soon as we knew, via cellular technology, approximately when Ayn would be home, (traffic and weather being the unknown variables), I planned to put spuds in as well.

We snacked on dip and cheese and crackers, lads texting or videoing until CL was ready to watch The Town. Pierre had not seen it so he watched with her until Ayn came home, while Alex preferred to talk on his cell, having stayed awake with me the previous night! Film was almost over by time Micro-Managing-Mama walked in the door and then she proceeded to fuss around house, tidying up what didn’t need tidying, nibbling on salad, despite repeated warnings, by the salad maker, not to do so, and complaining that she had had a very stressful day at work while we had just lazed about, strewing clothes and other possessions everywhere! After The Town was over, we had about thirty minutes to wait until everything was ready so Cora Lee steamed a bunch of white asparagus. In order to let it breathe, I opened a 2007 Coffaro Escuro, 15.2%, (deep and dark with some delicious plum fruit and a little leather, mid-palate, quite a complex and pleasingly tannic wine.), and returned to the CD, sipping my Tannat.

Just before 8:00pm we gathered at the table and tucked into the wonderful meal. As we enjoyed the feast, we talked about everyone’s day and discovered what people had been up to and accomplished, in spite of fact that Ayn felt we had done nothing but slouch in front of the TV and watch trashy shows! After the lengthy, delicious meal, Los Horridos both went out. We cleared table and when we were looking for something to watch on MOD, we noticed, to our utter delight, that Winter’s Bone was available. Not believing our good fortune, we settled on the couch, putting up our feet, filing our wine glasses but could not convince Ayn to join us. She insisted that she wasn’t in a movie watching mood, especially since the house was still in a shambles and Nana had used every dish in the kitchen to prepare the meal. Shrugging our shoulders, we started the movie and watched, spell-bound as, according to Wikipedia, “17-year-old Ree Dolly, the sole responsible "adult" in her impoverished Ozark family, a younger brother and sister and an incapacitated mother, finds herself forced to track her fugitive father, a longtime crystal meth maker, through the most hardcore of the local criminal network after she learns that he has put their home up as his bail bond.” Another viscerally powerful, frighteningly difficult film to watch since its subject matter is so painfully close to the reality of the lives of so many of the desperately impoverished families found throughout so much of the Ozarks, at least according to the author whose book is the basis for the film. Quite an eye-opener and another take on crime in a rural setting. Fascinating to have seen it, back-to-back with The Town. Though the latter takes place in an urban environment, the external forces which control the lives of the protagonists are quite similar: lack of economic opportunity and “easy” drug money/related criminal activity vie with questions of personal morality and family loyalty. Both are refreshingly honest and uncompromising explorations of lives lived under desperate circumstances Both celebrate the human spirit and its amazing capacity for love and caring and compassion in the face of crushing odds. See them both if you can!

Cora Lee was still awake by movie’s end so she made her way to the bedroom to change into her jams while I brushed and flossed. Ayn was still doing dishes when I went into kitchen to say goodnight to her, still muttering under her breath about the number of pots and pans and utensils Nana had used! I bade her goodnight and climbed into bed to read a few chapters of Lie Down With the Devil. Soon realized that I would have to re-read book from beginning as I simply could not remember important plot and character connections. Oh well, plenty of time on beach once in Mexico!!!

Day 6, Tuesday, December 21st:

Didn’t clamber out of bed until 9:30am. No question that I am becoming a real lazy bones! Neither of the Lost Burritos had come home, so living room was empty, except for CL watching TV, and Ayn had already left for work. I did a few dishes while I waited for my Starbucks instanto to ready itself in microwave and then I started right in on the TD. I slaved away until just before noon when I helped myself to some overlefts and then went right back to the keyboard. Cora Lee showered and once she was fashion and make-up approved, she took off for a walk, planning to do a bit of shopping while out, now that rain was just a light sprinkle/mist. I dedicated myself to my albatross until Coriandre returned around 3:30pm. Xavierino and Alejandro had made it home about half an hour earlier and after showering and changing they went out again to post parcels and do some Christmas shopping. I had started my shoulder exercises just as they were leaving and when I had finished, I took the fob for the small gym next to the outdoor pool in the center of the apartment complex where I wanted to ride the stationary bike. It is a recumbent machine and reminded me of ones I had used on Norwegian Sun, on our 2008 cruise around The Horn. Enjoyed cycling, even if it was indoors. Rain was still pelting down so any hopes I had for cycling the streets were put on hold for next few days, at earliest. I toiled away, watching a local ABC news channel’s coverage of the devastating effects of the current deluge.

After an hour I had what was a reasonable workout so went back to the apartmento to have a shower and change. Back in the kitchen I made another salad, similar to last evening’s effort and then returned to the laptop, trying to get the monkey off my back. Coriandre had put a wrapped breast of turkey into the oven and was waiting for the return of MMMM, (Micro-Managing-Manipulative-Mama), to put the orzo on the boil. Los Horridos were back by then and Pierre busied himself with showering and changing as he was out to a party being thrown in his honour. For his part, Alejandro deigned to stay at home to dine with his grandparents and mother. Ayn arrived close to 8:45pm, having had loads to do before shutting up her office for hols. Food was ready and waiting on the table once she had changed out of her work clothes and we sat down to enjoy the meal, listening to all the gossip from our Disney mole. Alejandro left once dinner was over and while we wanted to watch Salt, (CL had picked up video at Target, on her walkabout, earlier that afternoon), but Ayn insisted we just sit and visit. No argument form her parents so we did just that and, among other things, roughly sketched out what we needed to do over next few days to ready household for Christmas. BY 10:30pm or so, Cora lee was ready for bed and CD were as far along as I was going to take them, so we bade goodnight to MMMM, Micro-Managing-Manipulative-Marijuana-Mama), and repaired to bathroom to perform our dental ablutions.

In bed by 11:00ish and tried, one more time, to see if I could remember more of Lie Down With the Devil. No such luck so I turned out light, noting that CL had done so a few minutes before.   Dropped off thinking how fortunate we were not to be living the lives of those whose day-to-day existence we had had brief glimpses of in the streets of Charlestown and the shacks of the Ozarks.

Day 7, Wednesday, December 22nd:

Not up until 9:10am, a slight improvement over yestermorning. Stumbled into dining room to find Cora Lee sending email, Alex still asleep on light loft/futon cotton mattress on living room floor. MMMMM was still curled up in her bed, enjoying not having to go to work for a week. I made my Starbucks java and kicked CL off laptop and checked my own email, before returning to TD. I was determined that I would be up-to-date by this evening so knew I had to slog away for goodly part of day if I was to was to do just that. Made pretty good headway by noon and then Ayn and Cora Lee put together a terrific lunch of fried potatoes and asparagus omelette. Alejandro joined the three of us and we smacked our lips over the tasty food. After meal, Alex found me an adjustable claw wrench and I took off the shower head in the boy’s bathroom. One side of the part holding the shower head itself had snapped off and this made having a shower rather awkward as the head would periodically fall on one’s shoulder or head, depending on where the showeree was positioned. Next, I unscrewed shower head in Ayn’s bathroom. Theory was that we could find a part to replace broken holder, buy another new complete shower assembly and have two decent working showers at the end of the day. After finding tools, Alex took off to run errands and Goils lit out to shop fro groceries and scope bathroom hardware.

I dedicated myself to the TD until Power Shoppers returned, smiling broadly with success. They plunked purchases down and left immediately, shouting orders for groceries to be put away and new shower heads to be installed forthwith! Not wishing to incur the collective wrath of The Sisterhood, I meekly obeyed, first putting away the groceries and then attaching the new fixtures without much difficulty. My tasks completed, I was about to do my shoulder exercises when Pierre, Alex and Samantha, Alejandro’s girlfriend, came home. I embraced Sam as I’d not seen her for a year or so and asked her about things until Alex whisked her away for more Christmas shopping. Pierre hopped into his mother’s shower so I felt I couldn’t start my shoulder exercises until he was done. Since I’d arrived, I’d used her bathroom door handle to anchor my stretch band so didn’t want to start my set until he was out of bathroom otherwise he would not have been able to open the door, pulling as he would have been, against an irresistible force!

Once he was out and stretched on the couch in front of the TV, I commenced my exercises and by time I was finished, Alejandro was home. I took fob for gym and said goodbye. Before I would be back, Pierre would be off to watch one of Jonathon’s games and Alex was going to work for the evening. I walked to the gym, pleased to note that it had finally stopped raining. The air was luxuriously fresh and it was pleasantly warm, given the fact that I was wearing nothing but a T-shirt and shorts. I replicated my workout of the previous day, clocking 50 calories more before I was finished. From the news coverage I watched during my 16 mile ride, heavy rain was seen to be abating, although there were still flash flood warnings in effect in many jurisdictions. Scenes of mud choked streets and buried automobiles were standard fare, washed out roads and bridges almost normal, uprooted trees bisecting homes and downing power poles as if they were but matchsticks, hardly news anymore. Pleased that devastation was not worse than it certainly could have been, (Hard to imagine how those affected by evacuations and such would spend their Christmas holiday!), I returned to apartmento to find The Sisterhood alive and well and well pleased with my plumbing efforts.

As Ayn was on a laundry run, I quickly stripped off my sopping gear and, much to CL’s disgust, asked her to include it in wash about to be done while I jumped into the shower to test the newly installed shower head. Woiked poifectly, nary a drip nor a leak, and I toweled off, congratulating myself for a job extremely well done. Once changed I returned to my laptop and the TD managing to digitate a fair amount while Ayn continued to do laundry and Cora Lee bbq’s chicken breasts on the deck outside. I decanted another 2007 Escuro because we’d enjoyed the one last night so much and returned to my laptop for a few minutes before Goils brought food to the table. Ayn had “toasted” tacos and pita pouches right on the gas burner of stove and we stuffed them with diced, bbq’d chicken, bought already marinated form the Armenian butcher she frequents, tzatziki and diced tomatoe/onion drenched in lemon juice. Simply wonderful fare and we chatted and chomped to out gustatory delight.

Delicious dinner over, CL made for couch where she commenced working on her cross-stitch, her latest, long-term Christmas Angel project for Chloë, having done Joseph leading Mary and the Christ Child on a donkey, five or so years ago. Ayn continued to be Ueber Laundry Woman and while I opened a 2007 Coffaro Aca Modot, 14.3%, (a felicitous blend of estate grown Cabernet Sauvignon, 38%, Petite Verdot, 21%, Malbec, 17%, Cab Franc, 16%, Merlot, 8%, loads of ripe, dark fruit and a great deal of complexity which bewilders and beguiles to the very last drop, to help me bring the TD to closure.

Pierre came home about 9:30pm and after brow-beating his mother, she allowed him to take her car, (insurance is an incredibly significant issue in California), four long blocks to a friend’s house, even though it is no longer raining. Ayn returned to folding laundry while CL tucked her needle point away to watch California being washed into Pacific. Girding my loins, I “attacked” the CD, sensing that I would finally be up-to-date! Pounding the keys until 11:36pm, I put the finishing touches to my record of life on the road and toasted myself with a long sup of the stellar Aca Modot. Hardly know what to do with myself now!!!

Finished off the carafe of Aca Modot and the three of us chatted about what we hoped to accomplish on the morrow, trying to schedule last minute shopping, Chloe’s pick-up at LAX and dinner at Kabuki, one of The Sisterhood’s favourite Japanese restaurants, though a chain, in all LA. Ayn and Needle Point Nana wrapped a few gifts after we had decided upon a tentative program for the following day. I washed the decanter and wine glasses and then attended to my wine dark teeth and tongue. After brushing and flossing, I decided to bite the bullet and started to read Lie Down With the Devil from the beginning! Happy to relate, Dear Reader, that my shoulder exercises seem to be helping as I am now sleeping with less discomfort. Who knows where this regimen will lead? Swims across the Sea of Cortez? Wrestling with the Cayman in the bayou? Playing bridge with Branko as a partner? What a life!!!

Day 8, Thursday, December 23rd:

Cora Lee and I were both up at 8:50am to find Los Horridos both asleep in the living room, Xavierino on the couch, Alejandro on the floor. I made my instanto after Coriandre had done her tea in microwave and we both sat at the dining room table, I to finally answer the myriad emails I had not been able to respond to in the manner I deemed acceptable, given the demands of travels and visiting, Cora Lee to read quietly so that she wouldn’t wake her darling grandsons, hung-over as they were! Ayn appeared about 10:30am and we discussed plans for the day. It was decided that Goils would run errands of one sort or another and I would stay home and finish Christmas email then go for ride, day being first without rain since we arrived on Sunday. Pierre and Alex were also running errands and we would meet back at home, in order to leave for the restaurant we were to have dinner at, by 6:30pm. The Power shoppers would tailor their spending needs to coincide with Chloë’s arrival at LAX and then they would head to restaurant.

After the high level negotiations were concluded, Ayn made some delicious grilled cheese sandwiches for brunch and we enjoyed them, (Cora Lee had hers on special rice bread!), with some crunchy dill pickles. With one thing and another, The Mother and Child Reunion Team didn’t actually walk out of the door until after 2:00pm. For my part, I stayed tied to the laptop until 3:00pm and by time I had changed into my cycling gear it was almost 3:30pm. Nonetheless, went for a great ride in spite of the late start. Just cycled streets nearbye but logged 30K by time I was home. Gorgeous afternoon, air washed clean and all the trees and shrubs and lawns freshly laundered! Quite something, for me, to see Christmas decorations, Santas and Frosties and reindeer beside orange trees laden with fruit, palm trees sporting icicle lights or stylized Christmas trees with spirals of lights for boughs set amidst rose bushes covered with gorgeous flowers. Amazing that there are any petals left at all after the heavy, heavy rain. Bit like Christmas in OZ!!!!

By 4:45pm, it was starting to get dark and so I switched on the light on my handlebars, more to alert drivers to my presence than to illuminate roadway. Trundling along, quite happily, when light died a few minutes later. I thought that it had more battery life in it than it obviously did. Fortunately, there was little traffic on the streets I was using and streetlights cast enough light so that it wasn’t really a life threatening situation. Nonetheless, I certainly don’t like to cycle under such circumstances and was happy when the odometer ticked past 30K and I could head home. Stored my bike in garage and came upstairs. Pierre was in bathroom when I walked in the door so I did my overhead pulley and elasto-band exercises before he was finished. I popped into shower once he was out and was ready to go right at agreed upon time. However, Alejandro was a few minutes late, due to traffic, so we didn’t actually leave for restaurant until 6:40pm.

Ayn had called to advise we take surface streets as freeways were very busy so we did just that and had no difficulty at all makng our way to Kabuki, a wonderful Japanese restaurant, part of a chain but truly superlative. Last time I was at one of their spots it was in Pasadena a few years ago, with CL and Ayn. Already had the stands up for Rose Bowl Parade. Tonight we were dining at their Woodlands location, near corner of Ventura Blvd and DeSoto. While Pierre and Alex waited in car for Valet Parking, (only possibility!), I hopped out to search for The Sisterhood. Knew they were inside as had had another phone call to ask about our whereabouts and whether to begin ordering or not. As it turned out, there was quite a crowd at the entrance, (indicative of just how popular place is), waiting to be seated so I had to wade through it before I could scope out tables. I literally walked through entire place before I found The Babes nestled in the booth immediately next to entrance! Crush of people had blocked my view. Joyfully reunited, six of us squeezed into seats, (no easy feat when you are with two gentle giants), and had a brief visit for before wonderful array of food, essentially assorted specialty rolls, began to arrive: spicy tuna salad, shrimp on crispy rice, rainbow rolls, calamari, scallops, and the like. About three extra orders of ginger, for me, and everyone was in Sushi Heaven! Pierre, in particular, as he is really missing the wide variety of restaurant food available in LA compared to Pueblo.

After the wonderfully prepared and presented meal, (service was excellent), we returned to our separate vehicles, Goils to do more Christmas shopping and Lads to return home. Back by about 9:00pm yesterday evening, Los Horridos started playing their NBA video game almost before they walked in door and I returned to my beloved diaries! Wrote until just after 10:00pm and then Pierre and I walked down the street to the house of a high school chum, Michael Dacey. A number of years ago we had met Michael at one of the basketball games. He is now studying at college in Flagstaff and was home with his significant other, Sammantha, (also studying there), together with their nine month old daughter, Riley. Michael’s parents, Amy and John, were going away for a few days over hols and Pierre had volunteered to feed their two cats, Sailor Molly, and Malice, a gorgeous black Lab, the size of a small rhino but with the personality of  lamb! While Pierre visited with his former high school friends, I chatted with Amy and John. During the course of our conversation, I noticed, for the first time, since arriving, Amy’s white gel nails, (I needed to ask Coriandre for precise technical name, later!), as she waved her hands above the table, emphasizing one point or another, in the conversation. Things clicked into place in my memory banks and I realized that I had remarked upon them when I first met her at basketball game years ago. I hadn’t remembered meeting her when she came to the door earlier but I never forgot those nails!!!

Close to 11:00pm Michael and Samm and baby were ready to leave. They were staying with her parents about 15 minutes away. We said goodbye to Malice and rest of human crew, wishing everyone Happy Holidays, and walked few blocks back home. Lovely night, touch of mist in air, shrouding street lamps but moon was huge and luminous in night sky. Goils were home by now, in their jams, and wrapping presents and doing food prep and visiting and adjusting decorations and watching TV and listening to carols so I sat at dining room table, enjoying drinking everything in and blissfully keyboarded my way into The Tequila Diaries until close to 1:00am when The Sisterhood started to flag. We said goodnight to one another to allow Poor Alejandro to go to sleep. He had to be up at 6:30am as he had to start work at 7:00am! Before I turned out my bedside lamp, I started re-reading Lie Down With the Devil from the very beginning and was glad that I had decided to do so as I was able to appreciate how the story unfolded, able to notice all the telling details and inferences that one is liable to miss on first reading. Almost 1:30am when my eyelids started to droop so put my book down and feel asleep, lullabied by Cora Lee’s gentle snores!


Day 9, Friday, December 24th, Christmas Eve:

After a wonderfully refreshing sleep, I clambered out of bed at 8:00am before anyone was up and about, making for the microwave to zap my instanto. Pierre was asleep on couch after driving Alex to work. He was to chauffeur his Nana and Aunt later in day so needed his brother’s car. (When I was up at 4:30am to go to the bathroom, Pierre had fallen asleep with TV still on, its ghostly light flickering. He was not home when we went to bed, having left about midnight to meet friends, so when he actually came home, I don’t know. No matter what, the amount of sleep he actually had before he drove Alejandro to American Eagle Outfitters couldn’t have been much! Remembering, fondly, what it was like to burn the candle at both ends, I caught up on email, delighting in fact that Tequila Diaries were up-to-date, gloating with glee until Cora Lee reminded me, rather sarcastically, I might add, Dear Reader, that the Canal Barge Diaries remained unfinished, a heavy stone Albatross around my neck!

Around 10:00am, the Sisters emerged from their bedroom and we discussed the day’s plan of attack. Ayn wanted everyone out of the house so she could ready it for the evening’s festivities. This worked well as Chloë and Corinne had last minute errands to accomplish and I wanted to go for a long ride, fitting in a visit to Northridge Mall for stocking stuffers. After Pierre left with his charges, I had some tasty overlefts for breakfast and then suited up for cycling ahead. It was even warmer than it had been yesterday, although bit windier, so I was looking forward to ride. By the time I had eaten and tidied up last of my email, it was just after 1:00pm. Cutting through the Northridge campus, I made my way towards the mall, finding it without any difficulty as I’d driven there on previous visits. Basically, almost due west from where Ayn lives.

Once I reached the mall itself, I asked another shopper in the parking lot if she knew of a store called Utopia. Alex had mentioned that it was a good place to find gifts for under $10 so a good place to begin my search for stocking presents. Thanking my helpful, friendly guide, I followed her directions to the entrance closest to Utopia and, after locking my bike to guardrail, I entered the mall itself. She had led me to believe that the place was absolutely packed with last minute and bargain hunting shoppers but, in actual fact, while busy, it was not at all unpleasantly crowded. I had a great time strolling from store to store, window shopping and going in if I thought there might be something that fit my mental shopping list. I spent a pleasant hour and a half wandering the two levels of the mall, (Even stopped into a jewelry store where chap took a look at my watch as I had noticed a bit of condensation under crystal at times. He thought that the battery had not been screwed in properly so he adjusted it while we chatted about biking in the neighbourhod. I was wearing my helmet so it was rather obvious that I rode. He did as well and so it was fun to talk to a local cyclist about bike trails, etc. He waved me away when I asked to pay. Thanked him for his help and said goodbye, saying I’d see him in the Granada Hills, the start of the mountains just to the north of the Northridge itself, where there were many off road trails!), checking items off, finding domino sets at Utopia, for The Lost Burritos, an 8 gigabyte memory stick for Chloë, (She wanted to download a whack of her nephews’ music!), at Radio Shack and wonderful Martha Stewart bamboo cutting boards, two 7" santoku knives and an 8" chef's knife, the latter included with one of the boards, at unbelievable prices, at Macey’s, for Ayn. Next, I headed for the Mac Store where I bought iTunes gift cards for Los Horridos, an iPhone hard case for Chloë and an iPad keyboard dock for Cora Lee so she could read her email while I was using the laptop for The Tequila Diaries!

Well pleased with my purchases, I returned to my bike and then proceeded to a US Bank on the periphery of the mall where I took out a bundle of cold cash to include in Santa’s envelopes for all the permanently bankrupt members of my family and then made for Zelzah Avenue around 3:00pm. By the time I reached the CSUN campus, I had about 9K on my odometer and since I wanted to clock 35K by end of ride, I decided to stay on the numerous streets that criss-crossed the campus because there was virtually no traffic at this time of year. My cycling plan formulated, I turned down Jacaranda Avenue and started my ride in earnest and since the blocks here in Northridge are about 1K or 2K square it didn’t take all that long to wrack up the mileage. There was a bit of a wind from the north so cycling that direction was a better workout and the slight uphill grade also added to the difficulty. Just before 5:00pm I was at 31K so I crossed Zelzah when I caught a green light at Plummer and chalked up the necessary distance zig-zagging the streets close to our apartment complex.

After stowing my bike, I went upstairs to find the place spic and span, ready for the evening’s festivities. Goils were busy preparing some of the food they had planned for later. I hopped into shower and by time I was out and dressed, three different dips, crackers and cheese had made there way to coffee table in front of TV and we all sat down to watch Salt with Angelina Jolie, a highly improbable, CIA spy/deep Russian mole story, which was so far fetched that it was laughable. Still, not bad entertainment while we were waiting for guests to arrive. About halfway through Angelina’s acrobatic escapes and other feats of derring-do, I opened a 2006 Coffaro Barbera, 15.1% and was absolutely delighted to find it so fruit forward without the acidity which often characterizes this varietal, violets and plum jam with just a whisper of tannin on the glorious finish.

Shortly before Angelina took a swan dive from a helicopter over the Potomac, setting up a sequel, Samantha arrived and a few minutes later, Verneen, Samantha’s mother, arrived as well. We had not seen her since 2008 so we had a pleasant visit as we enjoyed the spicy shrimp that Cora Lee had just taken out of the oven. Next to arrive was Jonathon and then Ayn’s latest squeeze, Ernest. I had been given strict orders not to interrogate him so I was very careful not to ask any embarrassing questions or say anything mildy upsetting. By the time I had talked to Ernest for a few minutes, more appetizers, garlic scallops this time, were available for the taking and everyone oohed and ahhed over them before we started to play the game, Pit, which Verneen had brought along. Basically, a card game with seven sets of commodities, (cocoa, rice gold, silver, platinum, oil and gas), on the cards. Each player is dealt nine cards and once dealer rings a bell, trading starts. One can trade up to four cards at once, hoping to obtain a full set of a given commodity before ringing the bell to halt trading. Into the mix are two other cards, a Bear, the bad card you did not want in your hand if the bell rings, and the Bull, the wild card to help you complete your full house. Sounds unexciting but in fact table becomes a virtual madhouse of shouting and grabbing and clamouring, voices raised in fever pitch until a full house is obtained and lucky trader rigs the bell.

We played about seven or eight rounds until most of us had lost our voices and then we soothed our parched throats with a 2005 August Briggs, Lake County Petite Sirah, 15.3%, wonderful blueberry fruit with dark chocolate and espresso on the roof of the mouth, spice and plenty of tannin on the velvet finish.  Ayn had put out a delicious casserole of home-made macaroni and cheese while we were shouting each other down in living room as well as the crock pot of meatballs Cora Lee had put on to simmer at the start of the evening. Everyone heaped their plates and I opened a 2006 Dobra Zemlja Syrah, 16.8%, a truly remarkable Syrah, in my opinion, rivaling the sumptuousity of a McLaren Vale or Barossa Shiraz, dark and  rich, coffee and blackberries on the nose and more of the same succulent, ripe fruit on the lingering, slightly peppery finish.

By close to midnight, the guests thanked us and we wished them all Happy Christmas, waving goodnight. While Ayn attacked the kitchen with its mass of platters and dishes, rest of Santa’s Helpers started to fill stockings and assemble previously wrapped gifts under tree. I stuffed stockings after I had brushed and flossed as I was told to make myself scarce while other elves were performing their appointed Xmas tasks. Once I had discharged my duties, I kissed everyone goodnight, thanking them for the lovely Christmas Eve and toddled off to bed, around 1:30am, too, too sleepy and pleasantly tipsy to even consider a page of my book. Don’t even remember Cora Lee coming to bed as I think I feel asleep before my head hit pillow!

Sunday 3 April 2011

                The Tequila Diaries: December 16th/2010-March 26th/2011

Subset 1, The I 5 Diaries:

Day 1, Thursday, December 16th:

Up at 4:40am to start packing! As a preamble, Dear Reader, you should know that we had had a very busy previous week with our Christmas Open House on Saturday, December 11th and then all sorts of meetings for Cora Lee on the few week days before we were to leave, as well as having Mom and Dodie for dinner on Monday evening, the only time we could have them for a meal before we departed. On Wednesday, Flamin’ and Sarge had us down for a fabulous farewell meal, (bbq’d steak, roast potatoes, squash with a  pecan/brown sugar crust topping, fried cherry tomatoes and a divine cheesecake for dessert), with plenty of wonderful hootch that had everyone pretty mellow by time we thanked them and repaired upstairs to attempt to pack/finish packing at 9:00pm! Cora Lee had very wisely started her packing almost two weeks earlier so she was in great shape but I had only thought about what I was planning to take so decided I would be far, far better off, going straight to bed and rising early to pack when I wasn’t so tired and could barely think.

So that is just what I did and slept quite soundly, awaking almost an hour before my alarm was set to ring. Crept out of the bedroom, shutting the door behind me, (Cora Lee had threatened dire consequences if I woke her up before 8:00am!), and Maggie kept me company, hoping for an extra early feeding, while I gathered my cycling gear together. Once I had everything nicely packed, I loaded that luggage and a number of other bags and boxes, (mainly painting items), which we were transporting to Mexico for Clara and Dusty, into Titanium Green, having already put the back seats down, ready to handle the incoming cargo!

Close to 6:00am I was back in kitchen and spent a few minutes packing a lunch, food which we could snack on while driving, over the next two days. I peeled carrots and put the chopped sticks into plastic bags, wrapped a few boiled eggs in foil and assembled the cheese/dips we were planning to mule south, ready to be stowed in the cooler just before leaving. By this time, Maggie was simply beside herself so I fed the starving creature but not before I had my second cup of java! Her yowling woke up Chloe and she appeared shortly thereafter, having planned to be up early anyway to go to the gym before going to work. We chatted about some of the things that we’d need her to attend to while we would be away and then she left to pump iron while I enjoyed a bowl of Clarisse’s latest, mouth-watering, ham/lentil soup.

By the time I was finished, it was just past 7:00am so I risked returning to the bedroom to collect a number of boxes, already packed and destined for TG’s cargo bay. Maggie’s frenzied cries had also woken Cora Lee so she grudgingly climbed out of bed and I brought in a cup of tea to try and mollify her. I was now poised to actually start packing my clothes so I set about this and by 8:45am I had two, bulging sports bags ready to go. I then did the first set of my physio prescribed shoulder exercises, using the two handled, overhead pulley system which allows me to stretch my right arm above my head and generate about 50KW of juice at the same time. If my shoulder doesn’t improve in the next year or so, I believe the Island Inn will be permanently off the grid!

Shortly after 9:00am I left to drive to Oak and 49th to collect my 2011 car insurance. My annual coverage expires on February 8th so I had arranged with my agent, Arun, to prepay for 2011. I was pleased to learn that ICBC will provide me with a rebate for the time we are in Mexico, (after we submit appropriate documentation: proof of purchase of other insurance and border crossing verification), as we need to purchase separate coverage, at the US border, for the duration of our stay, since ICBC insurance coverage does not extend to Mexico.

Lighter of pocket by $1427, I returned to The Island Inn and continued where I had left off. Much of CL’s baggage was ready by time I was back, just after 10:00am, so I loaded her cases and then started to assemble all of the computer hardware and related devices, (iPod, Garmin Goil, etc.), that we would need for trip and stay. After all the peripherals were ready, I then focused on reading material, passport, address book and the like. By 12:30pm I had finished most everything and famished, I enjoyed the last of Rosita’s soup before jumping into the shower. Packed up all the toiletries I was planning to take and avoiding Coriandre’s withering looks, I loaded last bits and pieces. Collapsible cooler was last to be packed and once it was ready, we said our last goodbyes to Maggie, (She had buried herself under Chloe’s duvet, melancholic that she would be without Corinne’s tummy to sleep on for next three months), turned out lights, locked the door and made for parkade. At precisely 1:20pm, much to Cora Lee’s upset, we turned on to Lamey’s Mill Road and made for Oak Street.

Day was dull and overcast but no rain so we zipped along until about 57th when we came to a virtual standstill. Took us half an hour to reach the bridge as there were only two lanes, one each, north/south, due to a microscopic repaving job that literally clogged traffic so that it was backed up all the way to the south side of the bridge. Once through this Vancouver Engineering Department, (What is the best possible time to initiate roadwork in order to maximize traffic delay and disruption? Here is our special Christmas present to the drivers of the Lower Mainland. Ho Ho Ho!), induced bottleneck, it didn’t take us long to reach the border. While Coriandre had a power nap, I went into the Duty Free and bought two bottles of malt, Glendronach, 15 year old, 46%, matured in the finest Oloroso sherry casks and a Tullibardine, Highland, 14 year old, Moscatel Wood Finish, 46%, and a giant pack of Mentos for the road. Back in TG, CL opened her eyes and we hit the border, only waiting about five minutes before we were waved through after but a few questions.

Drive to Seattle was reasonably uneventful, particularly for me, as I handed over driving to CL after we filled gas tank in Blaine. I snoozed blissfully until Everett and then suggested to CL that she pull over and we would switch seats. She was happy not to have to drive through Seattle at almost the peak of rush hour so she turned off the freeway and no sooner had she done so, we found ourselves making for Snohomish! Fortunately, we could exit before we had gone too, too far out of our way and under and overpass we changed places and were soon back on I 5. Of course, traffic moved slowly as it was just after 4:0pm but we made reasonable progress and were finally out of the city by 5:00pm. Unfortunately, heavy rush hour traffic didn’t dissipate until we had left Olympia, (almost 6:00pm), and we were plagued by fairly heavy, steady rain by then, all the way into Oregon. Through Vancouver, Washington to cross the mighty Columbia just after 8:00pm and saw the lights of Portland shortly thereafter. Still had about half an hour to Cornelius Pass on 26 West and Marilyn’s/Mike’s place. Unfortunately, I misremembered correct exit off I 5, (still suffering effects of lack of sleep), and ended up on Terwilliger Blvd after we had made our way, more by luck than good management, through downtown. Stopping at a gas station, we needed to fuel up anyway, pump attendant put us right, traffic was light and we were knocking on the Oliver’s door at 8:40pm!

As we came down the driveway, no lights showed and we wondered if our hosts had gone out for the evening, frustrated by our non-arrival. We took our overnight kit out of TG and made our way to front door. After a number of bell ringings, with no response, we thought we would have to find a motel, and then the door burst open and M/M were there, welcoming us into their inviting home, saying over and over and over again, as they hugged us and embraced us and kissed us: “We are so glad you are not dead!” “We are really happy that you are still alive!” We are more than relieved that you didn’t have a fatal accident!” Assuming that we would have arrived, under normal circumstances, at 5:00-6:00pm, they construed our non-arrival to mean that we were already DOA at some small Washington or Oregon I5 community hospital!

Reassuring them that we were not zombies and seconding their joy that we were still alive and kicking, we carted our gear downstairs to the newly painted and furnished guest bedroom, admiring the sparkling digs. While CL visited, I made one more trip to TG and then selected a few bottles of wine from stash and we sat in living room, catching up. Marilyn had prepared an unbelievable Greek dinner. They had waited until 7:00pm to eat and then decided that we weren’t ever coming so had eaten alone, wondering when memorial service would be held!. Apologizing for our inexcusably late arrival, we helped ourselves to delicious green olives and home-made houmous, sipping a 2005 Amphora Petite Sirah, (Very, very meaty and inky, with blackberry and blueberry fruit. However, I found almost no tannins and a disappointing lack of finish so I was not particularly happy with bottle, having been overwhelmed by its concentrated fruit when we first tasted it two years ago. Obviously, it had not aged well and would have been better drunk much earlier.), catching up on all that happened since we’d last visited. We sat in the comfortable living room, their lovely tree a backdrop, and Marilyn served us plates of her Mousaka and Spanokopita, wonderful in the extreme. I opened another Petite, this time a 2007 Coffaro, 15%, Coffaro, and was delighted with it. Being two years younger than the Amphora it was far more muscular, showing black raspberry on the nose and a chocolate earthiness, the sort of tough texture in the mouth and finish that I adore.
 
We continued talking, fleshing out plans for Mike’s visit in January when he would play in the Pacific Coast Doubles and for Marilyn’s visit in May when she would drive her Mother to Vancouver to catch a crusie to Alaska. Although we wouldn’t be there in January, we were looking forward to seeing Marilyn at the Island Inn as she had not visited since the early 2000’s. Mike opened the Glendronach, finding it much to his liking, and we toasted the coming holidays and the visits in 2011. The Goils had declined malt so I opened a 2006 Coffaro Aca Modet, 14.7%, (60% Cabernet, 22% Cab Franc, 18% Merlot, loads of  dark, ripe fruit and a great deal of luscious complexity), for them and everyone was more than happy!

By close to 11:00pm our hosts were ready for bed and so were we, weary travelers that we were. Michaelo and Cora Lee departed foist while Marilyn and I chatted about this and that, our children/grandchildren, elderly parents and the like. Most of our late night conversation focused on a number of our single women friends who seemed to share similar lives of loneliness and frustration now that they have reached their early 60’s. Although it may seem rather obvious, we were both of the same opinion that simply not having a partner “to “bounce things off” made if far more difficult for our respective friends to make informed decisions regarding important life choices, whether to do with housing or work, for example. Curiously, we characterized both friends as inordinately anxious types who worried about everything, seemingly unable to put events and occurrences and situations into any sort of reasonable perspective. Sadly, neither exhibited much, if any, satisfaction or contentment or joy or happiness at this stage of their lives, though extremely respected and prodigiously productive individuals within their individual careers. Thankful that we each had our own difficult but loving spouses to keep us grounded, we kissed goodnight and made our way to our already snoring partners!!!

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. -Albert Camus, writer, philosopher, Nobel laureate (1913-1960)

Day 2, Friday, December 17th:

I had set the alarm for 7:30am and would have gladly ignored it when it went off, happily sleeping for another hour or so, were it not for the fact that I knew we had a reasonably long drive ahead. While Cora Lee had her shower, I did my shoulder exercises and then carried the first case of wine I was planning to take upstairs and out to TG. Before I went to bed last night, I had rearranged the baggage to accommodate three cases so it didn’t take long to stow the hootch. Back downstairs for a quick shower and then joined rest of crew at breakfast table. We both enjoyed delicious helpings of overlefts while we chatted. After meal, I packed up cooler while Marilyn poured boiling water into my thermos, readying it for java which would sustain me on I5. Last bits and pieces stowed, bathrooms visited, I snapped a few pictures outside the garage and then we embraced, thanking our wonderful friends for both their patience and their hospitality.  Waving and honking, we bade farewell at 9:35am.

Traffic was relatively heavy on 26 East but moved well so we made the 217 turnoff without any delays. Almost as soon as we connected with I5 South, we encountered fairly thick fog and this condition persisted for the next few hours, not really lifting or dissipating until we passed Albany, glimpses of the disc of a barely visible sun from time to time. Towards Eugene sky cleared and we were treated to a fair bit of blue with scudding clouds. We listened to various NPR stations as reception changed along the way. One of most interesting programmes was an interview with both the author of Winter’s Bone, Daniel Woodrell, and Debra Granik, the writer and director of the film adapted from his novel. According to Wikipedia the novel explores the interrelated themes of close and distant family ties, the power and speed of gossip, patriarchy, self-sufficiency and rural poverty in the Ozarks as they collide with the pervasive underworld of illegal methamphetamine labs. Neither of us had heard of either novelist or film before so were more than pleased to be alerted to such a slice of contemporary, rural American life.

Stopped for gas and bathroom visit at Sutherlin, eating two boiled eggs, in vacant lot adjacent to gas station, before returning to I5. Smooth, if relatively boring sailing, through Roseburg and Myrtle Creek, Grants Pass and Medford, to Ashland, remembering how we had had to buy chains in 2008 when freeway was closed over Mt. Ashland and we had to spend night there. This time, just a bit of snow off the shoulders and we were soon in California, past Yreka and making for Weed. Mount Shasta was shrouded in heavy cloud but looked like it had a heavy mantle of snow, much, much more than we had observed in past few years. On to skirt Shasta Lake which, again, had higher water levels, based on amount of otherwise attractive rust-red bank left exposed. As we descended into Redding, just after 4:00pm, light rain started to fall. Cora Lee wanted to stay at the Budget Lodge Motel for fun, (We had first stayed at the BLM many years ago, when we first started making our annual wine tasting trips in early to mid-80’s), and go to Jack’s for dinner. The 16oz filet mignon there is probably best we’ve ever enjoyed, anywhere! Unfortunately, staying would have made it a much longer driving day on the morrow so I opined that we push on to Williams, another two hours away.

By the time we reached Anderson, rain was pelting down, traffic was heavy with huge, two and three trailer semis, not to mention steady stream of passenger vehicles and ubiquitous pickup trucks, so going was slow and tiring as I could’t use cruise control. Nevertheless, found some decent jazz on the radio and while CL had her head buried in her Aluratek Libre eBook Reader PRO, we made our way past Red Bluff and Corning, Orland and Willows, Delevan and Maxwell, names etched into our memory banks, until exit for Williams appeared. We pulled into the Shell station to gas up, ready for a quick start next morning, and then drove around the corner to park in front of entrance to Granzella’s Inn Motel. Although we discovered Granzella’s Deli in 1983, on our very first trip to California with close friends, Jean and John Anderson, we had never stayed at the motel since it had been built, sometime in the early 2000’s, I believe. Since it was just across the parking lot from Deli, we wanted to stay there as we wanted to eat at the restaurant. Only room left was the Presidential Suite but we thought it would be fun to splurge so invoking our Senior’s status, (over 60 in California!), we paid $107 and carried our bags up to second floor. Consisting of two very large comfy rooms, (one a separate bedroom with king bed and drive-in movie sized TV screen!), we almost needed megaphones to converse. Cora Lee unpacked cooler into bar fridge and I made a second trip to TG to retrieve wine and a top for dinner. Back in room I proceeded to do my shoulder exercises while Cora Lee read and watched TV on the same sort of gigantic screen as we had in bedroom. Couch was a very comfortable pull-out so suite would be great for two couples. Wine was quite cool so I wanted Cora Lee to wait until I had finished my exercises and had my shower. Claiming she was freezing to death, (Heater in lounge area never ever pumped out warm, let alone hot, air but one in bedroom worked well. I set it on high and it eventually made place quite toasty.), she popped cork on the 2006 Bella Syrah,14.5%, and started pounding with a  vengeance!

I took a sip but thought that it was still too cool to enjoy, the flavours still suppressed. Once I had finished my workout and showered, I warmed my glass with my hands, marveling at the lovely, deep purple colour and savouring the wonderful spice, black pepper and vanilla. Full-bodied, yet supple and soft, it was a mouth-watering mouthful indeed. We toasted ourselves and after polishing off bottle made our way to Sports Bar across the way. Place was not particularly busy so we were able to find a table for two quite close to the cosy fireplace. Once our waitress arrived, I was simply delighted to learn that they offered corkage, a mere $8. I immediately returned to TG to fetch a Young’s, Shenandoah Valley, 2006 Petite Sirah, 14.8%, and placed it on the ledge in front of the fireplace, for a few minutes, much to the amusement of the diners at the adjacent table, informing them, as I did so, that I wanted to take off the chill. We were certainly well rewarded when the bottle was opened after our delicious, though chewy, calamari appetizer arrived. The wine was an unbelievably dark, rich, inky color with legs as long as those possessed by Legs Levine! Earthy aromas and full-bodied flavors of blackberry brambles and red currants caressed and seduced our palettes and we were in Petite Sirah Heaven indeed! We shared a mixed green salad and a main of Cajun Talapia, the latter pairing poifectly with the Petite. More than well pleased with the food and wine, we toddled back to our room. Cora Lee changed into her jams while I uncorked the Tullibardine malt and we slouched on the sofa, sipping it while we watched Pirate Radio, Cora Lee almost spilling our drinks as she grooved to the ‘60’s songs that were played as part of the sound track and DJ offerings. Shortly before the film ended, she fell asleep against my shoulder and I was just about to rouse her when a documentary of sorts, about a porn star Katie Morgan, followed. Since I didn’t want to disturb the Sleeping Beauty, I was forced to endure Katie’s enthusiastic, acrobatic erotic adventures. While I found her full frontal nudity mildly titillating, overall, the effect of all of the vigorous coupling and moaning was so plastic that it was far more comedic than erotic. Still, I was pleased to have seen such a flick, in spite of not really being an avid porn devotee. One of the unexpected benefits of staying in the Presidential Suite, I suppose!

After Katie waved goodbye with her enormous breasts, (implants, of course), I nudged CL awake and by time I had brushed and flossed, she was sound asleep. Didn’t even bother to set alarm as I knew we could sleep in and still have plenty of time for what we had planned for next day. Turned out light at 1:30am, too, too sleepy to read a single word of Linda Barnes’ Lie Down With The Devil, a Carlotta Carlyle novel, the book I’d not finished before we left Vancouver this past June, at the start of our four month odyssey. I had intended to take it along but somehow forgot to do so. Now I am faced with having to re-read parts as I’ve forgotten some of the important character and plot details! At any rate, no headway tonight!

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him. -Aldous Huxley, novelist (1894-1963)

Day 3, Saturday, December 18th:

Cora Lee was up before me to have a shower, just after 8:00am. I clambered out of bed to put on a pot of coffee, (using both packs, decaffeinated and regulare), before starting my exercises. Once I’d finished routine, I showered and changed and then we took some of our luggage to car on way to restaurant. Enjoyed another terrific Granzella’s breakfast, (sausage patties and home fries for CL, Spanish omelette, hash browns and biscuit for me), and then I returned to room to finish packing up while Power Shopper went across the Street to Granzella’s Gift Store. I had most everything loaded by time she returned and so we handed in our key and checked out just after 10:00am. Made our way out of town and on to 28 towards Clearlake. Rain had let up but it was overcast and rather dull. Little traffic so we were soon on 53 out of Clearlake, making for Lower Lake. After Middletown, highway became 29 and we drove through intermittent rain squalls, some quite heavy at times, all the way to Calistoga.  Taking 128 north out of Calistoga, we climbed a bit to leave Napa County behind, coming into Sonoma County and then Knight’s Valley. Few more twisty turns and small hills and we were at the bottom of the Alexander Valley, Field Stone, the first winery, on the left, followed by Hanna, next, on the right. No time or room to stop and taste at the many wineries along the way, (Sausal, Robert Young and Soda Rock to name but a few), so pushed on to Geyserville where we took Canyon Road to Dry Creek Road and pulled into Coffaro parking lot at just before 1:00pm.

Still raining quite steadily so we walked quickly to tasting room and found Matt and Cindy, hired help, there. We’d met Matt a number of years ago but Cindy was new to us. After a brief chat with both of them, Matt went to fetch Pat as I had said, via email, that we would be by in the afternoon to collect our wine, a special offering of their 2007 Escuro that I had taken advantage of when we were still in Europe! As it turned out, David was first to arrive and he kidded me about not wearing any socks, (He himself wears little else other than knock-off Birkenstocks, mostly without socks except in coldest of winter times!), and we had a most pleasant visit. Pat joined us a few minutes later and we caught up on things, pleased to learn that they plan to visit Seattle, (their youngest daughter, Susie, is there), at the end of May, as well as making a foray to Vancouver and Victoria. We invited them to stay with us and it looks like they may well do so. Pat returned to the office to gather the paperwork for the Escuro and when she returned, she presented me with a bottle of their 2006 Terre Melange, (a blend of Peloursin, (33%), Carignan, (25%), Syrah, (25%) and Mourvedre, (10%), 13.9%, in a lovely sleeve, a belated birthday present! Thanking them both for the lovely gift, we wished each other well for the holidays and confirmed we would be in touch regarding their planned visit.

After they returned to work in the office, Matt treated us to two barrel samplings, his 2009 Matt’s Select, 100% Petite Sirah and the 2009 Ultimate Cuvee, a blend of blends as well as Petite Sirah. I was taken with Matt’s approach to the Petite he was leaving on oak for a year longer than David has traditionally done, so ordered six bottles to the order that will be ready next summer. After paying for the wine, we said goodbye to Cindy and made our way to car. While Matt fetched the case of Escuro, I made room for it and managed to squeeze it in when he carted it from storage. We wished him luck with his Petite Sirah and said goodbye, making for Mounts, across valley over Yoakim Bridge to Wine Creek Road. Matt had told us about this tiny winery two years ago and we had fallen in love with its wine when we first tasted them. Unfortunately, winery was closed last time we were in Sonoma so were delighted to learnt that today was the last day they would be open until 2011. Fifteen minutes later, after driving slowly along quite narrow, twisting West Dry Creek Road, we were at Mounts and had just started sipping our first pour, a Zin, when who should appear but Matt! He had mentioned, when we asked him earlier, if Mounts happened to be open, that he had to pick up some wine there. As business was very slow at Coffaro, he arranged to leave Cindy in charge of the tasting room and he stopped by on the way home to collect his wine.

We talked for a few minutes and then the owner returned and we continued with the tasting line-up. Mounts specializes in Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Grenache, Malbec, Viognier, Cabernet Franc, Cabernet Sauvignon and Syrah but only had their Zin, PS, Cabbage and Malbec available for tasting. I was disappointed that the Syrah was not open as we found it to be one of best, anywhere in Sonoma, Napa and Calaveras, last time we had tasted in those regions. Nonetheless, all the wines we tasted were simply, utterly superb but, in particular, we were knocked over by the Cab and simply bowled over by the Malbec. That is not to say that the 2008 Cypress Zin, 16.2%, and 2007 Petite Sirah, 15.5%, were anaemic or unflavourful, far from it, but the other two were truly, truly remarkable. I am not really a fan of Cabbage, finding it everywhere and usually very expensive without delivering the goods at the prices charged. With respect to the Malbec, it is an unusual varietal to find as a single expression in California, as it is usually used for blending, much like in France, as opposed to Argentina. Their 2008 Malbec topped the Richter Scale at 15.8% and was one of the most exciting I’ve ever tasted, while the 2007 Cabbage, 14.8%, was wondrous, wondrous indeed! I selected three of each and weaseled another taste: “Would it be impolite for a tad more Malbec?”, before we paid for the wine and made our way back to TG.

While we were waiting for our case to be delivered, I shoved bags and packages around to make room for yet another case and in the process I discovered that one of the wine cases I had brought from The Island Inn, simply for packaging purpose, was, in fact, a wine box from Sotoyome, the winery we had patronized for a number of years in the mid-80’s, loving their Petite Sirah. Owners sold to Susan and John Mitchell who renamed winery, Christopher Creek, after their youngest son. They, in turn, sold the winery and now live in Mendocino, I believe. Personally, I’ve never really liked the PS offered since they left the winery. Still, all things being said, it is fascinating how things turn out, inasmuch, as Mounts is now producing a Petite Sirah which is, far and away, in my humble opinion, the most exciting example of this varietal available from all the wineries which preceded them along the bumpy trail of my unending quest for the quintessential expression of this oft maligned and underrated grape.

More than delighted that we had made the effort to stop in at Mounts, we hied ourselves to 101 South and were soon speeding along towards Santa Rosa. With Garmin Goil’s help we had little difficulty in zipping through traffic, in spite of inclement weather, and soon found ourselves past Rohnert Park and Petaluma, Novato and San Rafael, and then over the Richmond Bridge, waving to the cons in San Quentin, and then we were on 580 making for the University Avenue exit to Berkeley. Traffic had came to an almost complete standstill as we made our way to UA exit but once off freeway, we made easy progress to Shattuck and then to Ashby. Once on Ashby, we stopped to fuel TG just below the Claremnot Hotel and then made our way to Vicente Road, knocking on the door of #116 at 5:30pm, laden with gifts and our overnight kit. Rain was pelting down by this time so we were sopping by time door opened. After warm greetings and embraces from Donna Florida and Cactus, CL stayed inside to visit while I muled more bags and parcels up the steep slope to the house. Once sherpage had been accomplished, I joined the dry folk, lolling in the living room, to enjoy green olives and a creamy Brie, for hors d'oeuvres, sipping a most interesting white wine from the Czech Republic, a version of the Grüner Veltliner varietal, (one I'd first had in Ottawa, with friends, Maret and David, a few years ago), our hosts had brought back from their recent visit to the CR and which was absolutely delightful, fruity but still astringent.

White drained, we moved to the dining room table to partake of a glorious green salad followed by Brussell Sprouts, baked yams, Japanese sweet potatoes and zesty/zingy pork chops and four bottles of wine: the aforementioned 2006 Terre Melange from Pat and David, black raspberry with a subtle hint of anise on first taste, chocolate and black pepper on the terrific finish; two 2007 Zichichi Old Vine Estate Zins, 15.7%, deep, deep blackberry fruit and brambly spice tones; and one of their 2007 Petite Sirahs, 15.1%, velvet octopus ink with a hint of violet on the nose, succulent blueberry and blackberry on the roof of the mouth and a more than pleasing peppery finish. Just as we were to start dessert, close friend Janferie, and her amore, Daniello, arrived, and joined us for post-prandials, a hefty snort of Aberlour a'bunadh, 59.8%, and we visited, getting to know Daniello, whom we’d never met before and catching up with Janferei, who’d muled many of our cases of Coffaro from Healdsburg to Berkeley.  Unfortunately, Janferei is under a fair bit of stress, at the moment, as she is commuting to London, Ontario,  once a month or so, caring for an elderly, failing mother. Nonetheless, we had a wonderful time catching up and after they had to leave, close to midnight, we wished them both well, thanked Sherpa Davey and Donna Florida for remarkable evening and toddled off to bed. Cora Lee didn’t even bother to brush and floss but I managed to take care of my chompers before falling asleep on the most comfortable, new futon, milliseconds after my head touched the pillow!

Saturday 2 April 2011

The Tequila Diaries

Day 99, Wednesday, March 23rd:

After going to bed shortly before midnight, had a not particularly restful sleep. During most of the night, Marcus, our host's, Nancy’s/David’s adopted cat, insisted on inhabiting our bedroom. When I got out of bed to go to the bathroom, around 3:00am, by my alarm clock, he had spread himself, to the full, on my pillow by the time I returned. I gently rolled him off, re-settled myself and as soon as I had done so, he proceeded to curl himself around my head, purring like a 150hpr outboard!

After tossing and turning and moving Marcus, unceremoniously, after awhile, up at just after 7:00am when we heard Cactus in kitchen. Quick showers and then a mug of David’s wonderful brew. I had yogurt with a sliced banana and mandarin sections for breakfast. We chatted about their coming trip to Vancouver and environs this summer and then David left ofr work about 7:30am. I walked down to the street with him, taking a few bags to begin re-loading process. We embraced, I thanked him again for lovely dinner/stay, and waved goodbye to be in touch, via email, to finalize dates for their visit.

Back up steep driveway to do last bit of packing and once I’d loaded cooler, replete with Cactus’ wonderful bagged lunch bags for the road, we set off, mouthing silent goodbyes to Donna Florida who was still asleep or trying to sleep, upstairs, at just after 8:05am. Slight, constant drizzle as we made our way down Ashby to the I 580, making for Vallejo. Traffic was light heading out of the Bay Area, bumper to bumper coming in, shades of the I 880 yesterday, so pleased to be going against the heavy flow. Past Vacaville and the California Medical Facility, a male-only state prison located in the city, and the California State Prison, Solano, the other state prison there, (making sure not to pick up any hitchhikers!), where Garmin Boy directed us to follow I 80 towards Sacramento. I was still asleep at the wheel otherwise I would have taken I 505 north through Winters to catch the I 5 just below Dunnigan. Six of one, half a dozen of another, I suppose.

At any rate, by skirting Sacramento we had to cross the Sacramento River, somewhere just past the Sacramento Airport, I believe, on a mile long bridge, if not more. Supported on a series of fairly closely spaced pillars, it spans the width of a huge flood plain. We have crossed here many, many time over the years we have visited the wonderful, wonderful wine counties, (EL Dorado, Amador and Calaveras: Bruce would love this region if you don't already know it!), in the Foothills of the Sierras, and this was the first time that we have ever seen it in full, raging flood. It was quite something, if not unnerving to observe, Dear Reader, the swollen river, dirty with carried sediment, laced with small whitecaps, roiling swiftly and angrily along, beneath TG and almost as far as the eye could see in every direction. I almost wanted to hold my breath until we reached the end of the bridge, more of an elevated highway, really, and the safety of dry ground!

We did, of course, and sped our way past Williams, saddened because we felt we didn’t have time to stop at Granzella’s, (for olives or mustard or a hundred other wonderful things), and Willows, Orland and Corning, (pistachios from Perry’s in the good old days), Red Bluff and then Redding itself. Rain intensified as we started to climb towards the first bridge over Lake Shasta and we were amazed at the high level of the water. Little could be seen of the banks but a thin ribbon of rusty red coloured rock. Like the Sacramento River, (each time we crossed a bridge over it, on our approach to Redding, we noted the level to be, seemingly, right at the top of the banks, the river engorged to bursting), Shasta was filled, almost to over-brimming. Of course, we have never been through at this time of year before. Our usual visits occurr in the summer or late fall. At these times the lake is much, much diminished and often looks more like an open pit mine than a magnificent, liquid turquoise jewel.

But more was yet to come, Dear Reader, for as we crossed this first bridge, I noted to Cora Lee: “There’s snow in them thar hills!” At first only a light dusting of icing sugar on trees and mountainsides but as we continued to climb, it started to snow quite heavily and I was very pleased that I had my tire chains along, as I knew we were probably in for a lot more white stuff before we reached Mount Ashland and descended into Medford. Fortunately, the snow did not stick to the highway and a number of snowplows had just been through, (we passed them coming the other way, further along, fountains of snow spewing from their blades as they scoured the highway), so surface was relatively clear, if exceedingly wet. Six inches of slush lined the shoulders, bordered by increasingly large snownbanks as we continued to higher elevations.

Concentrating, as I was, on the conditions and traffic, (not overly heavy but passing semis was a tad nerve-wracking with all the spray from their 16 wheels and worry about skidding, either them or me), I really didn’t remember any of the details of the changing terrain, (I know this route, literally like the back of my hand, having driven it so often), or any of the landmarks along the way. Futhermore, the falling snow was almost blizzard-like and we literally couldn’t see anything on either side of the highway and not much more than a hundred metres ahead, at times. No sight of mighty Mount Shasta and before we knew it we were approaching Weed. Stopped for gas and had to be careful about puddles of melting slush as I waited for tank to fill. Although there was still light blowing snow here, it was not uncomfortably cold in my T-shirt/vest and shorts.

After filling up TG, ($4.09/gal, most expensive gas to date! O for the Pemex stations of Mexico!!), we resumed out travels and a few minutes later we drove into clear blue sky on a bone-dry highway. Much pleased with changed weather conditions, we zoomed along past Yreka, waved goodbye to California half an hour later and were soon cresting Mount Ashland, (7,532 ft (2,296 m), sun still shining in an almost cloudless sky. Some evidence of snow beside the highway but nothing compared to what we had passed. Quick descent and just past Ashland pulled over to let Cora Lee pilot TG. I was feeling a bit sleepy and wanted to nap for an hour or so. It was 2:00pm when we made our way through Medford and I dropped off for about two hours, not even knowing that we had come through some heavy rain between Medford and Grants Pass.

Stopped for gas and a bathroom break at Cottage Grove and I resumed driving while Cora Lee read more of Crow’s Feet. By the time we hit Salem, it started to rain again and it was pretty heavy slogging with the right-hand lane packed with one semi after another. Both the rain and the almost bumper-to-bumper traffic continued all the way to Portland. It was almost 6:30pm when we crossed Columbia into Washington and I still felt very alert and comfortable, after twelve hours of driving, so I stayed at the helm to push on to Vancouver. Past Woodland we ran into another heavy downpour before Kalama, (must be some sort of micro-climate hereabouts as I’ve encountered similar torrential rain through this very spot in the past), and maddening, increasingly frustrating precipitation dogged and plagued us all the way to Olympia. Started to clear up by time we reached Tacoma and it was smooth sailing, I am glad to report, Dear Reader, for rest of journey. We whizzed towards Seattle, into Express Lanes at 9:30pm, and made for Everett, (joking about staying with Melvinator and Amy and kids for the night), stopping one last time for gas, ($3.859/gal), in Mt. Vernon, before arriving at border shortly after 11:30pm. Only a few minutes to wait and then we handed over our passports. Customs official asked where home was and how long we had been away. I gave him a much, much compressed, zipped version of the Tequila Diaries, (to Coriandre’s obvious relief), and he said: “Quite a trip!” I agreed and then he he asked if we had purchased more than $1,500 worth of goods. I shook my head and replied that we had not. He handed me our passports and wished us goodnight and we drove back into Canada!

I had not, Dear Reader, been worried about our declaration, (other than the fact that we were slightly over our duty free liquor allowance, (five bottle of wine from Zenaida and two 700ml bottles of Ron Matusalem Rum, Cuba, from Costco in PV), but I was quite prepared to declare and pay duty on overage), but dreaded having to unpack/repack our car, should things come to that, particularly at the end of such a long drive. So, pleased as punch, we sailed home to click open the gates of our garage at Harbour Terrace at 12:10am, roughly 18 hours after we waved goodbye to Cas Vicente! Collected a few essential bags and knocked on Durston’s door as Dusty had said, when we spoke by Blackberry earlier, that they would be up until midnight. He answered door in his jams, sans teeth, and we exchanged a few words, he lisping! Clara had already gone to sleep and we said goodnight, making plans to see them both on the morrow. Chloë was still up and so we greeted her warmly. Maggie came to sniff us and then we decided to bring a few more bags into the apartment. Once we had started unloading, thought we might as well bring everything in and so did just that, having to catch Maggie a number of times as she escaped into hallway whenever we ferried another load inside. Emptied TG by just before1:00am. The Island Inn looked like a train station or airport, closed by natural catastrophe or warfare, refugees’ luggage strewn everywhere. We visited with Chloë, shooed Maggie away from open suitcases and finally went to bed, after glorious showers, just after 2:00am, sinking blissfully into our own bed after a little more than three months On the Road and numberless hours of slaving over The Tequila Diaries!

                           The End! (Shouts of relief from most readers, Dear Reader!)