Hello Flaming Neophytes, Desperately Seeking Susan and Marcus Aurelius, et al!
Wonderful that you are going to join us for Bridge 101! However, the Beginners Class is full so I have placed you in the Advanced, Bidding for Slam, Class since you can already differentiate between two of the four suits. I'm sure you will do just fine! Whirlygig, for his part, is not convinced but when have we ever listened to him?
Most of the menu is covered already so if you two are able to bring a dessert that would be grand.
Just to re-confirm rest of items:
Coriandre/Patrizio: bbq'd chicken/kartoffellage/lentil dish
Kamloops Kitten/Whirlygig: ersatz, sustainable picsine flesh of indeterminate origin/saladin, (both to share, with Bridge Masters only, however!)
Mary, Mary Sanctuary/Little Toot: appetizer
Naughty Nancy/Gunpowder Guy, (3rd Battalion): saladin,, (different from one noted above, IF YOU PLEASE!)
Gen. Chiang Kai Shek (2nd Battalion): dessert
The Penguin: appetizer
DSS/MA: dessert
Suggestions taken under advisement. Menu substitutions accepted but please post queries/requests to this list to make it easier to swap/change dishes otherwise we may end up with twelve tofu salads for a Grand Slam in a re-doubled, vulnerable contract! Never mind the free range partridge in the locally grown, 100 mile vetted, organic blueberry, (high in anti-oxidants), bush, or should I say shrub, to be more than politically correct and sensitive to The Sisterhood and the sexist language which The Brotherhood uses to repress and exploit them!!!
First online quiz this coming Monday morning so do your homework, Class!! This is not a polite suggestion but a strict order! Fondestos and Cheers, Patrizio/Il Conductore!
Go Canucks Go! (Just to make Marcus happy!)
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