IIDD, June 21st

Hi Gander!

Your Father's Day sounded fab even if it was XXX rated! Adrian can do community service in Vancouver, cleaning up after the riot! When do you go to Vail or was that "Jail" for all that kinky old time stuff with the manacles, whips and high heels. What was Ruth wearing? Guess that is why she has to work such long hours. To keep you in diamond studded, high heeled sneakers!!!

Join us for Canada Day! Oops! Forgot Ruthless is stranded in Spain without money or a passport. Perhaps all that old time stuff will come in handy if nobody helps out! Fondestos and Cheers, Patrizio!

We didn't see the blue grotto as the seas sere too rough and it was closed the day. It however was a beautiful day none the less. The island itself is quite magnificent and scenery was breathtaking. We did take the gondola up to Anacapri and had a spectacular view of the island. We are off to white knuckle the Amalfi coast, after seeing the driving here, narrow roads and multiple scooters our demise is may be quite imminent! Molly gets everything!


Hi Kids!

Happy White Knuckling! I last was on the Amalfi Coast in 1970, hitchhiking! Irene and I were given a ride by two weekend fishermen driving a tiny, three-wheeled, open flat-bed, pick-up. By the time they dropped us off near the train station in Napoli we were virtually seasick from the winding roads and breathing in all the exhaust fumes from the underpowered vehicle. They were fine as they were in a closed cab and only had to deal with all the cigarette smoke their non-stop puffing produced!

When are you home on the 25th? Hope to ride out to Steveston with Barnacle Bill tomorrow as he has to return his access card to marina.

Maggie will oppose the will based on Mollie's earlier consumption of cat food and feces! Cheers, Patrizio!


Hi Flamin' and Sarge!

No because she still does not know how to operate it! Evening turning it on requires copious amounts of foul language. I'm usually able to read, and often finish, my current Book Club selection, while she is fussing. Her driving hasn't improved either. I need half the cost of the flat screen for extra insurance. Cheers, Patrizio!

Hi Sarge and Flamin'!

I guess the only other possibility would be that your were in Amalfi, (eating chicken wings and sipping a Mott's), a sister city to Amafi, and apparently even more beautiful and picturesque! Cheers, Patrizio!

PS: No wonder Garmin Goil is so confused!!!