It is a truism that almost any sect,
cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the
political power to do so. -Robert A. Heinlein, science-fiction author
(1907-1988)
Hello Duhlink!
Trust all goes well, so far in 2012! Sorry that I've not been in touch a bit sooner. Not quite sure where all of the time has gone and the new year has only just begun! How is your new working life? Had the following note from Laphroaig:
Dear Patrick Dunn,
Thank you for your recent purchase at www.laphroaig.com. Your order has now been dispatched. If you have any problems with your order please email us at orders@laphroaig.com
Your order details are as follows:
Order ID: 115080
1 Laphroaig Triple Wood (70cl) (£35.99)
Laphroaig Distillery. [Please note that their is a secure lock on bottle which only you, Mr. Dunn, can open!!!]
I guess you will be starting to think about packing for Toronto. Fondestos and Cheers, Patrizzio!
What
happens when an Irish, a Scottish, an English, two Cornish, a Canadian
and a South African enter a bar abroad ????? I'll tell you tomorrow!!!!
Day 3 of no soda....still alive!!
An Italian
MaMa
Mrs. Ravioli comes
to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate,
Maria.
During the course
of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's
roommate is.
Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose
she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and
wrote an email:
Dear MaMa,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house
; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later,
Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving MaMa
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita
you MaMa
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